Heh.

My cat is so the reincarnation of a goat. I caught her eating my socks (?!) a couple days ago, and a couple days before that, I caught her snacking on my pajamas (?!). How does one prevent this sort of behavior???

Of course, she's not 27.

Mom and Dad are Proud to Announce the Birth of their Child, Emily, on February 20, 1980.

Unfortunately, Emily is the reincarnation of a goat.

Mom and Dad are visiting an exorcist soon.

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